LeBron James penis exposure draws hilarious complaints
IT was one of the more unfortunate moments in this year’s NBA Finals — when LeBron James realised a level of exposure even he would have been embarrassed about.
If you’ve forgotten, James’s penis was shown on live television when a close-up of him tucking in his singlet before Game 4 revealed a little too much.
The moment shocked TV viewers — and prompted some to make some lighthearted complaints to America’s broadcasting watchdog the Federal Communications Commission.
SB Nation filed a records request for the incident and while admittedly there weren’t a lot — the ones reported by the site were pretty hilarious.
1. ‘HE RUINED MY TINDER DATE’
“LEBRON James showed his d*** on national television and completely ruined my Tinder date. It made us late for laser tag because I had to rewind it a few times to make sure that’s exactly what we saw so we missed our bus. He clearly did it on purpose and he’s not as good as Michael Jordan”
2. ‘NO MORE PENIS PLEASE’
“I AM shocked and appalled! I was watching the NBA final with my small kids on ABC’s TV channel and prior to the start of Game 4 on Thursday 11 June 2015, ABC showed my children the penis of Lebron James. This is unacceptable. I don’t want my kids looking at male genitalia on broadcast television. I am OK with seeing cis female mammary glands, labia, vagina, etc, over broadcast TV but no more penis please!”
3. ‘A CLOSE UP OF HIS TALLYWACKER’
“I WAS watching game 4 of the NBA finals last night on ABC, and the camera had a close up on LeBron James, who was adjusting his shorts, and then pulled down his boxers and the camera had a close up of his tallywacker. This is the type of stuff I would expect from Game of Thrones, but not from the American Broadcasting Channel. At least I now know that I am bigger than the purportedly “biggest” star in the NBA ...”
4. AND ONE RELATING TO ANOTHER SHOW
“THIS morning on Z-100 Elvis Duran morning show, Elvis Duran was discussing in lengthy detail the size of his penis in comparison to his on-air colleagues. The group then went on to discuss and describe Lebron James penis which they have seen online and all expressed envy and awe. It was prurient and totally inappropriate for the morning drive. Elvis Duran (a self-described homosexual) also said he would “rather have sex with a woman” than one of his male colleagues. I found that statement degrading and demeaning to women.”
Let’s keep the cameras focused on the game next year.
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